ROFLOL... but will it remain your last one?!
:-)
I don't think I've ever had a cup of coffee come to think of it. I remember, as a kid, I liked to suck on the wooden stirrer sticks when my dad would get comp paper cups of coffee when we went grocery shopping. (Something that store did back in those days-- and yes, in those days, stir sticks were wood, not plastic.) I think I tried a sip of coffee once and <blaugh!> hated it.